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Springfield Township is one of the twelve townships of Hamilton County, Ohio, United States. The population was 35,862 as of the 2020 census. Springfield Township is home to the largest private school in Ohio, the largest lake in Hamilton County, and the Cincinnati area's annual Greek Festival.
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