{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
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{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ethiopian hare","displaytitle":"Ethiopian hare","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q257743","titles":{"canonical":"Ethiopian_hare","normalized":"Ethiopian hare","display":"Ethiopian hare"},"pageid":12541850,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Ethiopian_Hare_area.png","width":297,"height":333},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Ethiopian_Hare_area.png","width":297,"height":333},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287101881","tid":"13f57c14-20a6-11f0-a9cb-5d378637da1b","timestamp":"2025-04-24T00:50:12Z","description":"Species of mammal","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_hare","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_hare?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_hare?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ethiopian_hare"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_hare","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ethiopian_hare","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_hare?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ethiopian_hare"}},"extract":"The Ethiopian hare is a species of mammal in the family Leporidae. It was first described in 1903, by the British mammalogist Oldfield Thomas. The dorsal pelage is brownish buff, and is finely grizzled with black. The ventral pelage is fluffy and white in colour. Endemic to Ethiopia, it is found in the Afromontane Biozone of Ethiopia, and in the borders of the Sudanian Savanna Biozone. It is rated as a least concern species by the International Union for Conservation of Nature.","extract_html":"
The Ethiopian hare is a species of mammal in the family Leporidae. It was first described in 1903, by the British mammalogist Oldfield Thomas. The dorsal pelage is brownish buff, and is finely grizzled with black. The ventral pelage is fluffy and white in colour. Endemic to Ethiopia, it is found in the Afromontane Biozone of Ethiopia, and in the borders of the Sudanian Savanna Biozone. It is rated as a least concern species by the International Union for Conservation of Nature.
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