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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}